Topic Idea: Self-Checkout Cheating
Randy Lane • May 6, 2012
Ever cheated on the self checkouts? Apparently people are doing it, so Forbes and Friends, CJAY92/Calgary took calls and texts from listeners. The ones who confessed shared their secrets: hold that bag of apples up so it only weighs one when you have six in there, hide stuff under paper towel or toilet paper on the bottom of the cart or just eat all the food you want while walking around the grocery store.
“Ask a grocery store clerk” or solicit for local store managers to call in, and get their opinion on self-checkouts. Are they worth the money they save in employee costs if shoppers are stealing?
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