Things That Start A War in Your Office
Randy Lane • September 16, 2012
Resetting the thermostat. Making weak coffee in the community coffee pot. Being peer pressured into buying something you don’t want from a co-worker’s kid’s fundraiser. These are on the Cracked.com list of 6 Petty Things That Start Wars in Every Office.
Set Up Ideas:
- Go around the room and have each member of the show admit one thing that drives them crazy at work. This will give listeners a peek behind the curtain of what it’s really like to work at the station. If your pet peeve revolves around one person, confront them on-air.
- Ask listeners for input online or via text for “What starts a war in your office?”
- Start a conversation about an industry you know nothing about. For example, what starts a war at a strip club? Let listeners who have worked in the industry you choose chime in.
- Ask a postal worker. What drives a postal worker crazy (or postal!)?
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